You better be nice... Blow-jobs for $50... Giggles on the House...And the Fray is never too far from your doorstep...

"There is frequent nudity and mock sex acts on our main street and that is against the law."
-- Rev. Charles McVety


There was a light mist on the streets of Toronto this morning as I drove into the core. Sunrise was later than yesterday, just after 5:30 a.m., which meant overtime for the hardcore hustlers on the outskirts of the Village.

When I drove by, the last desperate customers were busy making deals... Blow job for $50. Full service for $100. Giggles on the house...







The sun never rises until the last deal is made on this corner of town near Jarvis and Wellesley. Each morning, rain or shine, Tranny hookers walk the block in pairs while business men in expensive cars roll-up and make last-minute-deals... Quick morning blow-jobs before the markets open for business happen daily ...

A friend told me it's always the Bay street types who come out before the dawn. "That 's when they can get the best deal. The lady-boys are either all strung-out or desperate to make one last buck. Those suits know the market, any market. They are wheelers and dealers. It's in their blood to get the best deal."

Nobody seems to know, for sure, just how many of Toronto's gentry come to this part of town to delight in cheap thrills. Estimates range in the high-hundreds per-week for this square block. But no-one really knows for sure other than the Pimps and the Ladies.

Prostitution is a dark business. The Dealers of Darkness, with no pulse, are not the only ones involved. Many respectable folk of rodentlike persuasion, from politicians to clergy to crooked cops, have made deals on this block for quick blow-jobs... That is a fact. I have good reliable sources. Never question my sources.





After all, most of us relinquish our sainthood once we leave the front door.
I love that about my city. The Fray is never too far from your doorstep...If you choose.
Who knows why some people are born to suck cock on a street corner and others make millions of dollars but still choose to get their cock's sucked for bottom dollar by freakish hustlers? That's how the world has been turning since the beginning of time. Even the Garden of Eden had some dark and sinister deals that went down.

Righteousness aside, the underlying theme to all this cock-sucking is the hollow Desperation both customer and prostitute must endure daily. The last thing either needs is judgment, especially by some straight-set evangelist, like the fat rodentlike preacher Rev. Charles McVety from the word.ca, who would never admit that he likes to jerk-off to animal porn on the weekends. I heard that rumour at an Evangelist Conference I had to cover in Toronto a few years ago.

Remember I have sources, very reliable ones!

The moral of this story is this: When it all finally unravels and you get called to the boss' office, he'll know if you've been naughty or nice. And as the old saying goes... "You better be nice for goodness sakes." That includes being nice to Tranny hookers and paying them a fair wage for a fair blow-job.

--TheStory